Because I Said
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE
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do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
Diabetes here I come!
What the
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
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Photo: 18th Jun '13
these stupid screenshots are the only posts of mine that ever get notes
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